Monday, August 15, 2011

White Tiger


Because I am such an avid reader, I tend to buy a lot of books and then run out of places to put them. Since I don’t like to waste space, I occasionally do a bit of a stocktake and put some of my older (or least favourite) books aside to be sold or given to friends. I was doing this the other day and came across White Tiger by Kylie Chan. I was a bit confused as to what it was doing in my bookshelf because I vaguely remember disliking it and I generally get rid of novels that I dislike as soon as possible. So I decided to re-read it and see what I could find.  

White Tiger is a book about an Australian woman named Emma who works in a kindergarten in Hong Kong. She the sort of person who takes the time to make sure the children enjoy their studies, but unfortunately her boss thinks differently. Disillusioned by her boss’s attempts to treat the students like robots, Emma decides to quit and concentrate on private tutoring. As luck would have it, one of the children that she is already tutoring (Simone Chen) needs a live-in nanny and her father is offering an insane amount of money for the job.
Things get interesting when she, Simone and Simone’s bodyguard Leo are attacked by some Chinese youths who explode into strings of black goo when hit. It turns out that Mr Chen is the Chinese turtle god and that the attackers are demons who wanted to kidnap Simone. Emma decides that protecting Simone is more important than anything, and so she is drawn into a world that contains ancient Chinese Gods, demons and martial arts. 

I am very glad that I kept White Tiger on my bookshelf. Although it starts off relatively slowly, things pick in chapter nine and this momentum is carried through the rest of the book. Chan provides some nice details about Chinese gods that I didn’t know about (I checked the accuracy online) and gives each god a personality that fits with the stories about them. Her main characters are also very three-dimensional and Chan takes the time to show elements of their personalities through minor interactions. For example, Emma and Leo show their creative (and sometimes immature) natures by playing pranks on each other. These include Emma dying Leo’s underwear pink, and Leo retaliating by putting fake rats in Emma’s suitcases.

One problem that I had was with Emma’s reaction to the weird things happening at Mr Chen’s house. If I were her, I’d be rather suspicious of working for someone without knowing what their job is, and why he would be offering so much money to a live-in nanny. Then there’s the fact that no-one will tell her anything when she asks them questions. Simone keeps telling her that the information she wants is a secret, and Leo is just as closed-mouthed. This however doesn’t seem to really bother Emma – in fact she shows a remarkable amount of disinterest in the world around her.

The other problem involves the ending of White Tiger (and this was what put me off the first time I read it). I believe that the first novel in a series should be able to stand on its own and this one doesn’t. The story ends very abruptly as if the author is saying that you have to buy the next book or else. 

I tend to respond to these sorts of novels by boycotting the series, but in the case of White Tiger I thought that it might be worth reading the second book, Red Phoenix.  To my disappointment this also ended in a bit of a cliffhanger but I was so caught up in the story that I kept reading. Before I knew it, I’d read the next trilogy and was enjoying myself very much. 

So I do recommend that you read White Tiger and the rest of the Dark Heavens series, but beware that the story still hasn’t finished by the end of the second trilogy.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Masterchef Australia drinking game

This isn't really a post about a media issue as such. My mum loves cooking shows, and so I've been watching Masterchef Australia with her. Watching the challenges is fun, but what gets me is the formulaic nature of this reality TV. You'd think that after a few seasons they'd be able to mix things up a bit (although they have done that a bit with the challenges this season), but it just gets so irritating when they don't.

So, in order to make the repetitiveness fun, my friends and I have developed a Masterchef Australia drinking game.

I prefer to use non-alcoholic drinks and take absolutely no responsibility for what happens if you don't.

Please feel free to add comments to this as I'm sure I've missed a lot.


Have one drink if:
  • fire appears on screen, two if something catches fire that shouldn't.
  • a contestant worries about being sent home. *
  • a contestant says "I don't want to go home".
  • a judge refers to some element of a dish as the hero or a cracker. *
  • pasta dough or Mayo is made.*
  • a judge makes a bad pun (very small sips for this or you'll be drunk or needing the bathroom within the first 10 minutes).
  • George bounces up and down.
  • a judge says "Should we try it?", "Should we start eating?",  "Let's try it" or something along those lines.
  • George says something grammatically incorrect.
  • someone mentions salt.
  • someone uses butter in a dish that's not a dessert.
  • someone refers to "beautiful food" or "beautiful ingredients".
  • George uses his fingers to eat.
  • anyone (judge or contestant) makes an inherited dish (eg grandma's).
  • "I/She/He have no idea what I/they are doing".
  • George has to taste a chilli hot dish.
  • blue bandaids are seen.
  • a contestant says "food is my life".
Have two drinks if:
  • a contestant doesn't make their own ingredient from scratch (i.e. using ready-made breadcrumbs or pasta).
  • one of the contestant comments negatively on another contestant's cooking.
  • a contestant uses the term "shattered", "devastated", "gutted" or "disappointed".
  • you see gratuitous product placement of something the judges have endorsed (don't bother with regular product placement as you'll be drinking constantly).
  • someone cries.
  • George says "Boom boom, shake the room".
  • one of the judges says something about making a tough decision.
Have three drinks if:
  • a contestant forgets to turn on an oven/stove or leaves something in the freezer for too long.
  • someone has to call for a medic.
  • something important falls on the floor.
  • a contestant threatens to give up.
  • Donna Hay is on the show and doesn't mention anything about food styling.
Drink the whole bottle if:
  • Matt Preston breaks down in tears.*
  • Matt Preston doesn't wear a cravat.
* indicates a suggestion that I found at http://klaused.blogspot.com/

Image source: Masterchef Australia logo
 

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